#primes and memes

[archives-of-iacon]

🧠💥 COMMUNICATION OUTREACH & GENERAL STRATEGY TEAM (C.O.G.S.) 💥🧠

(formerly: Intern Engagement Initiative, Byte Me Squad, Inter-Functionality Network Division, “The Meme Team,” and [redacted for tone])

HELLO, CITIZENS OF CYBERTRON (and off-world subscribers with the appropriate clearance)!

This is your official announcement that the Archives of Iacon now has a dedicated intern-run social media presence, expertly (and experimentally) managed by the Communication Outreach & General Strategy Team, or C.O.G.S. for short. We’re here to share knowledge, encourage engagement, and absolutely misuse the posting permissions we were given.

Our primary objective? 📚 Make the Archives fun. 🤖 Make the Archives interactive. 🚨 Possibly set off a security alarm or two in the process.

What can you expect from C.O.G.S.?

🔎 Weekly spotlights on rare documents, obscure figures, and strange footnotes

📊 Polls like "Which Prime Would You Trust to Babysit a Turbofox?"

^^^^^ It’s historically questionable and ethically important.

🧃 Reviews of energon flavors based on completely unscientific taste testing

👀 Open calls for article contributions, peer review, and spicy academic debate

✨ More updates on "Soun[???]", our unofficial glitch-mascot and probable ghost

A brief note from the Administrative Board:

The inclusion of emojis in this announcement was hotly debated. Clearance was only granted after the team submitted a formal communication log from retired Optimus Prime, who expressed that “a little expressive imagery never hurt anyone 😊.” (We’ve since archived the statement under Earthspark-Era Cultural Shifts: Vol 3.)

So go ahead, follow along, interact, and toss us your wildest theory about the AllSpark for flavor! We may or may not respond in uppercase. We are legally required to inform you our actions are not reflective of any academic or governing body.

🛠️ Official Launch Poll and First C.O.G.S. Q&A Coming Soon

📌 This message has been reviewed and annotated no fewer than 18 times by senior archivists. For inquiries, complaints, memes, and lost data-slates: 📮 Message the team or tag us with #CogsOfIacon

Sincerely, —Your Barely Authorized (barely) C.O.G.S Team™

[egophiliac]

missed the mark by (looks at calendar) uhhh. hm. but I really wanted to do something for the 5th anniversary! happy five years to these idiots 🎉

[himulrai]

school's back so my posts will either be sparse or just straight up incredibly rushed😭

part 2 is now up!

[stormygopher]

Wheeljack attempts cooking for his human friends. It goes about as well as you might expect.

Half of them don’t even know what banana bread is but they’re always down to roast Wheeljack

[violetaquadelight]

Basically Transformers One

[dystopiansewerrat]

they’re all weird(affectionately<3)

[chiliger]

Feels like important information to know in the moment.

[dat-lil-shark]

[spooky-daggers]

The Fallout show is pretty fun so far. I still have 3 episodes to go. Everytime Lucy said "Okey dokey", this was all I could picture.

[doubledudeski]

sleep deprived dad activities

original image:

saw this and thought the kitty's fur pattern was similar to bee's helm thing in shape. the brainrot is real

[bootleg-grandpa]

My headcanon is that their love(hate) language is sending or showing each other memes

[tfone-continuity-au]

Courtesy of @xxtc-96xx for this particular idea

[cloowwwwn]

some stupid doodles from magma with my friends-

[himulrai]

previous one went stratospheric so this came about lmao??

part 3 is now up!

[violetaquadelight]

Wait, three???

[lecanel]

What do you really want?

(I love this mem and these funny duets)